[ALIEN COPULATION]
"Why did you bring me all the way up here?"
"I want to have another witness before I tell this to NASA."
"NASA?! What the fuck are you saying?"
"Ugh. Trust me. Just look through these binoculars."
"All I see is grass! What the hell are we really doing here?"
"Can you just wait and observe? You will find it before the sun sets."
"This is stupid. You're wasting my time-- holy fuck. What is that?"
"I told you."
"That man just crept up from the ground like an earthworm? What the heck is that?!"
"You know what I think? Aliens."
"Don't be stupid. That's a man. A male human in a good masculine form."
"How do you explain how he survived in the ground? Maybe he was bred by aliens there. Look at how he's walking. He looks clueless... like he has only seen the world for the first time..."
"Nonsense. Where is he going anyway?"
"I don't know. This is the third time I've seen this. They all go to the direction of the forest. I'm to scared to follow them."
"Holy crap! There's another one! Shit. He looks like the same person. He's wearing some metalic briefs with a different color."
"See! It's like they're cloning!"
"But why?"
"Maybe, they're setting a camp in the forest then they'll invade our planet."
"Shit."
"That's why I'm recording this and telling NASA."
"Wait. I know him. Isn't he the owner of the farm who went missing?"
"Oh shit. Maybe they've abducted him and made copies of him."
"How is the NASA even gonma believe two farmers like us."
"That's why were recording."
"Okay. Let's go after this. I'm getting scared."
"Okay-- NOOOOOO!"
"PLEASE! Don't hurt us! Please!"
"They're taking my clothes off!"
"Please! Please don't fuck me! Not my ass NOOOOOOO!"
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COPY OF HUMAN SPECIMEN SEVENTEEN, ACQUIRED.
COPY OF HUMAN SPECIMEN EIGHTEEN, ACQUIRED.
PREPARING FOR SECOND PHASE OF COPULATION.
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