[MERMAN WAILING]
Four fraternity brothers were hanging-out, walking by the beach when they hear a faint voice wailing in the rocky waters.
"Please! Help! Help me!"
They turned to the source of the sound and to their surprise, they find a man wearing weird violet pants in by the rocks on the beach.
When they all ran to the scene, they were surprised that the man was not wearing pants. The man is no ordinary human being. He was a male mermaid: half human, half fish.
"Please, help me! I got stuck here on the rocks when the waves pushed me while I was swimming in shallow waters," the merman pleaded, "just carry me to the water and I'll be fine."
The biggest frat boy laughed, "nah! We'll sell you to a science laboratory!"
"Or a circus! We're gonna make so much money for this discovery!" a second frat boy said.
The four guys ran to the merman and carried him. The poor man squealed and pleaded for his freedom.
The frat brothers brought the merman to their hotel room. They placed him on the floor.
Then they tied him out and left them in the room. They went for lunch and booze to celebrate their bounty. They started looking for avenues to sell the creature.
When they returned the unit, they panicked because they could no longer find the merman.
When they entered the room, they found a huge purple octopus with hundreds of tentacles. The tentacles moved swiftly and started tying on their limbs.
They all screamed in panic, but they were silenced by tentacles being stuck into their mouths.
Then the tentacles ripped their shorts and started probing their anuses, stimulating their prostate in order for them to feel pressure.
Then they all came after only a few seconds.
The tentacles loosened and then the octopus disappeared.
To their horrors, the frat boys' legs fused and became fish tails.
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