[SS-1266] Tap Avoidance

TAP AVOIDANCE

"Citizens of my city! I implore you! Do not drink our tap water. It will turn you gay!"

You grumble while hearing the the conspiracy theorist grumble about non-truth things on social media. Your mother was the one who sent you the video.

In the video is an angry man spouting many untrue imaginations. He feels like everything and everybody is turning everyone gay. The government, the buildings, the programs, the media contents, even the water.

"Just say that you are a homophobe and you are insecure about your sexuality," you groan. You text your mother and advise her to stop listening to this man. There are just so many fearmongers who make many out of spewing unsupported conspiracy theories.

You are a progressive straight man. You have a loving relationship with a girlfriend. But you are not a homophobe. And you hate these kinds of radical conservative people.

"It's a good thing I taught you not to drink tap water. We always get distilled," your mother texts you back.

"It is because we are a middle income household. Poor people can't afford to buy distilled water. Are you saying all poor people are gay?" you challenger her.

"It's better to be safe than sorry, son."

You sigh. You get a glass then you fill it water directly from the faucet, instead of the big bottle of distilled water you keep in your fridge. You tell yourself, "I'll just get an irritable stomach. But I won't turn gay. I'm sure of it."

You look at the water. It looks clean. 

You plan to drink it just to show your mother that the claims are not true.

When the water hits your stomach, you suddenly feel nauseous. You feel hot and you start touching your body.

And then in your mind, a parade of hot male, naked bodies start appearing. You panic. And you also feel  horny. Then your mind shows you all of the men in your life, your friends, your brother, your father, your teachers, your coaches. All of them naked. You salivate involuntarily.

You close your eyes and you start jacking your dick off. You want this feeling to go away.

Thankfully, when you come, the feelings and the mental images subside.

You heave. "That was weird. That's the last for tap water for me. Maybe these conspiracy nuts are onto something."

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