BUNNY MASCOT
The gym owner was walking with his marketing officer inside his high class facility when he noticed something peculiar.
"Who is that?" He was pointing to a muscular man wearing bunny ears, shorts, and vest. He was holding a large weighted medicine ball.
"He's the gym mascot," the officer proudly replied. "Gym bunny."
"What the fuck? Mascot? What kind of marketing strategy is that?" the owner snapped.
"To be honest, it all started as a joke sir. He was a member who offered to be a mascot for free as long as his gym use would be allowed for free as well," said the officer, "memberships skyrocketed since he was around."
"What does he do? As a mascot?"
"He's just going around helping people. Talking to them. Humoring them. He makes the gym goers happy," the officer explained, "the girls and the gays like him too."
"But that's so not our brand. You know that. You're the marketing officer," the owner mentioned firmly.
"I know that but the results are undeniable."
The owner dropped the subject as they had other important things to talk about.
After their meeting, the owner observed the bunny mascot. It did look like the people who were around him were happier. And he was able to convince at least five passers-by to be members.
"Maybe he's a good idea afterall," then the owner went back to the office.
He emerged from the office later in the midnight. There were so many things we worked on. He only visited that branch a few times a year, so he was making most of it before he goes back to the city where he usually stays.
When he got out of the office and in the gym area, he found that the bunny mascot was already naked except for his bunny ears and was kneeling on the ground.
The owner was going to call his attention when he saw a line of men in front of him.
The bunny opened his mouth. The man in front of him whipped out his cock and fucked his throat.
"Ughhh you're the reason why I am in this gym, you sexy bunny!" the man being sucked moaned.
The bunny mascot also groaned in ecstasy.
The owner grinned, "oh. So this is why he's bringing the money in. This is great." Then he went and stood at the back of the line.
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