[EXPIRED SUPPLEMENTS]
"Expired supplements," the doctor reported his findings.
The investigator scratched his head, "what supplements?"
"Protein supplements," said the doctor, "they were sold very cheap whey protein and then they drank it without looking into the expiry dates. That's why it happened to them."
The investigator pointed the first picture pinned on the board. "So, what happened to this guy?"
"Well, based on the reports of his wife, he was working in the kitchen, and he just suddenly passed out," the doctor replied.
The investigator pointed the second picture, "how about him? Why is he naked in a library."
"The witnesses said, he was complaining feeling really hot," the doctor said, "and then he took his clothes off. Then he passed out."
"That's really weird," then the investigator and pointed at the third photo, "and why is this guy tied up?"
"Well, I don't know. His girlfriend just found his hands tied."
They both looked back and saw the three men in the bed. They were all naked, kissing and sucking each other like sex crazed zombies.
"The supplements also caused them to do that?" the investigator asked.
"I think so."
"How long have they been at it?"
"Seventy two hours."
"What do we do next?"
"Well, we can just wait for them to tire out. And then I'll go into more tests."
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