[VAIN ROOMMATE]
Eldan almost busted the door of his small apartment.
"Vener! Vener!" he called out in anger as he stormed inside the house.
The college student who shared that apartment with, emerged from his bedroom, "why are you shouting again, Eldan?!"
"This is your fault. You spent two hours in the bathroom and I came after you. I got to work late today! I got reprimanded!" Eldan said furiously, "and what the heck. You look stupid now you vain faggot."
Eldan has always critiqued Vener for being too vain for a man, calling him, "Vain Vener."
At that time, Vener was wearing white designer bikini briefs. Also, a black plaster was across the bridge of his nose.
"Chill, Enraged Eldan. This is a plast that takes off black heads. My skin's too perfect for that," Vener said, "and I'm sorry, if you were late. You always wake up earlier than me and you are always first in the bathroom."
"Ugh... now it's my fault? You know how difficult it is for me to wake up at 4am just to accommodate you?" Eldan growled.
Vener approached him and held his shoulders, "shh... calm down. I'm sorry. Let me make it up to you."
Then Vener kissed him. As their tongues swirled, Eldan felt his rage subside.
"Aww shucks Vain Vener... I can't stay mad at you if you kiss me like that," said Eldan to his housemate with benefits, "but I still feel bad about being late."
Vener turned around and pulled down his briefs. "Let my ass make it up to you, Enraged Eldan."
"Haha. Oh yeah. I'm gonna ragefully fuck you alright. Hmm..." Eldan muttered.
"Careful in slapping my ass this time okay?" Vener warned, "I just shaved my buns."
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