[TEXT ADVISORIES]
In the middle of the boss stage of their RPG game, they were disrupted by Marty's SMS ringtone. He paused the game and said, "wait up. This might be mom. I have to check it out first."
Marty opened his cellphone. He found out that the message was from an unregistered number. He laughed at the content of the message.
"What's so funny?" Pete asked.
"I think this is a prank," then Marty read the message, "Dear Subscriber. Congratulations! You just received extra libido points! Enjoy your sex life today!"
"Wow, that is just sick," Pete retorted as he un-paused the game, "come on Marty, let's finish this boss."
Marty took his shirt off unknowingly and continued playing the game.
Another cellphone rang. This time it was Pete's. He paused the game and checked his phone. Surprisingly, he got the same text message from the same number.
"These mobile hackers are just weirdos," Pete commented and unconsciously took his shirt off as well. They continued to play the game. Both of them cluelessly shirtless.
Then the game was interrupted again when they simultaneously received the same text from the number:
"Dear Subscriber. Health Advisory: Make sure to take care of you let your penis breathe."
"What the hell?!" Marty exclaimed, "what a waste of time!" Then he took his pants and underwear off.
"I know, these sickos have no good use of their time and energy," Pete complained. His pants and underwear was off as well.
They continued playing, not minding each other's nakedness. Having no clothes did not seem to bother them at all.
Another text came to both of them. The urge to read the message was just too strong.
"Pete, suck Marty's cock. Marty, suck Pete's cock."
"These pranksters are just crazy, we aren't faggots!" Marty said sternly as he grabbed his friend's cock.
"Why in the world would these stupid coward texters even think we're interested in cocks?" Pete added as his head went down on his friend's dick. He put it inside his mouth and bobbed up and down.
"Yeah, dude. We're like the most alphamale--- ahhh shit that feels good--- straight guys in the block," Marty moaned and then his own tongue flickered around his friend's mushroom head.
More texts came later that afternoon.
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